![]() ![]() Let’s take a look at the stats: Five Bills players carried a total of 15 times for 69 yards.Īccording to the Buffalo News, the streaker sprinted from end zone to end zone ― 100 yards. HuffPo really brought the sports shade by saying that the Bills should hire the streaker since he ran more yards than they did. The streaker’s mom wasn’t surprised, because she says he’s a “ free spirit.” He faces misdemeanor charges for public lewdness and criminal trespassing. Buffalo News says that during the fourth quarter, when the Bills were eating shit served by the Saints (the score was 47-10), a fan came up with the genius idea to distract all the depressed people in the stadium with hairy nakedness.īecause crashing a field and being naked in public is illegal, the streaker was caught by security (cut to John Travolta applying for a security job at New Era Field), covered up and handed off to police who arrested him. I want a refund! But the fans at the New Era Field in Orchard Park, NY got their money’s worth during a Buffalo Bills v. If you don’t count drag queen shows and strip clubs as sporting events (which you should since everyone involved is a world-class athlete), then I’ve been to a small handful of sporting events in my life, and I feel ripped off that I never saw a naked streaker’s dick swing like a speeding pendulum as he streaks across the field. Tristan Lambright, the attention whore streaker who delivered two things that football needs more of: bare peen and man ass.
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